What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Society Jokes
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
