Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."