Society jokes
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Bumpkin boy.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
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Helen Keller def faked it.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I ate a man because he was dead!
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn