Society jokes
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.