Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.