Society jokes
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.