Society jokes
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?