Society jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?