Society

Society Jokes

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?

One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.