Society jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
The West is dying.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
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For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."