What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Society Jokes
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
