Society jokes
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
People generalize others too much.