Society jokes
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.