Society jokes
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.