Society jokes
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw them down the stairs and see what noise they make! WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What's the difference between a club and a bar? I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
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