Society jokes
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?