Society jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D