Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. š
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhš§
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.