The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Society Jokes
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
