Society jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.