Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still canβt solve is solved. π€π€π€π€
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!