Society

Society jokes

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.