Society jokes
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Gay.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg is a pedo.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Women.