What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
When the school lets you near children again...
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
How to stop bullying?
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck?
Incest.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
