Society jokes
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Pedophiles smell good.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Women's rights.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.