What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Pedophiles smell good.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
Yo mama is so poor, she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Women's rights.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Three Europeans come to America. They are all captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
