What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
Men
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
The British Society of Psychics annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
wtf is wrong with people?-
