Society jokes
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.