Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.