Society

Society jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.