Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY KINDA TIGHT.
Why is suicide illegal? Because it destroys government property.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
society is like chess, its always whites vs blacks
