Society jokes
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.