Society jokes
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Milk is that the Uganda way?
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.