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A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.

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    • What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.

    The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

    I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

    What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

    An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

    A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

    People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

    I hate double standards.

    Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

    A retard walks into a bar.

    Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!

    Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584

    How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.