Society jokes
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
You and your mom.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I fucked my mom.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.