Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Society
Mosely in a white van.
Touch Down.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
My acquaintance, William.
I fucc mi brother.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
