Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I blend children to make a good living.