Society jokes
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
What screams I’m insecure?