What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why did the chicken cross road? Because fuck society that's why
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Electricity.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
