Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Society Jokes
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
