Society jokes
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.