Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Society Jokes
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
