OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Greg is a pedo.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Women.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
