Society jokes
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!