Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."