Society jokes
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.