Society jokes
Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!