What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Society Jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Kobe got irl canceled.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
