Society jokes

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

What is war used for? (put in comments below)

People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

The West is dying.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.