Society

Society Jokes

What's the difference between emos and 9/11?

The emos are still there, high up off the ground.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.