What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Society Jokes
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I support men.
Are there support groups for men?
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
