Society jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.