A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
Your family.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
There are more than 2 genders.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
