Society

Society Jokes

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."