Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.