Society

Society jokes

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."