Society

Society jokes

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.