How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
There’s 4 billion women on earth Why isn’t it clean yet?
