Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Society Jokes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
