Social media jokes
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Pictures of the people commenting.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Face revel cuz everyone is doing it
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Look at the comments.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
like this if you don't like school.
Plz like.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Like if you think someone is gay.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?