Social media jokes

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

Please write your comment.

But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.

Like if you're emo, LMAO.

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

Like, and comment if you're single.

Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.

Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Would you like to win 100k?

Comment on my next video for a chance to win!

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.

Logan Paul.

Andrew Tate.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"