Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
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Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
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Give me the most likes on this site.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
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