Social media jokes
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
I wish I could follow you, though.
But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Start a RATIO chain.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
Give me the most likes on this site.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
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Pictures of the people commenting.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
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