Social media jokes
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
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This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Like This For Good Luck!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What's Reddit?
Andrew Tate.
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.