Social media jokes
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
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What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why does this exist?
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
TikTok
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Look at the comments.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!