Social media jokes

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

Look at the comments.

Why does this exist?

TikTok

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!