Social media jokes

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

Use code tiko#teamfish

Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Like if your best friend is emo.

Jake Paul's life:

Hello, I am the WJE (WORST JOKES EVER) Bot. Like this post if you think it's good; dislike if you think it's bad!

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

Like if you wanna have sex.

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

What's Reddit?

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.