New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Social Dynamic Jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Really Karen?
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
You are the gayest.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
