Social dynamic jokes
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Say "urine egger" five times fast.