So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.

The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.