So Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.