So Fat jokes
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.