So Fat jokes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.