So Fat jokes
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mother is so fat, she doesnโt need...
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend: Nooo, donโt leave me, catch me, ahhh!
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผFat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didnโt catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.