So Fat jokes

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.