So Fat jokes
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.