So Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
The chicken is so fat.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.