So Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

The chicken is so fat.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.