So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂