So Fat jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

The chicken is so fat.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.