So Fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

The chicken is so fat.

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂