So Fat jokes

The chicken is so fat.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."