So Fat jokes
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"