Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Banana!
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I like Cheetos.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I like chips.
Cheese.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
