Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Snack Jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
You pecan do it!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Banana!
