Once there was a kid named Cale. But his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a C so they asked him if he could be there snack
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
hey modda, I'm hungry
Peanut butter 🧈
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes
This man walks into a bar and says... "how do i get service here." The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
im hungry
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
