Snack jokes
Takis.
Blue Takis?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!