Snack jokes
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
You pecan do it!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."