What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
You pecan do it!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
