Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Snack Jokes
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Takis.
Blue Takis?
Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
