I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
You pecan do it!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
banana
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I like Cheetos.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
