Snack jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Banana!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I like Cheetos.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I like chips.
Cheese.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.