Snack jokes
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
You pecan do it!
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
Banana!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I like Cheetos.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.