What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What's a chairs favorite snack?
Chair-es or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}
A: a couch potato HaHaHa
What is Stephen hawkings favourite snack his shoulder
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
