Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I like chips.
Cheese.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
