Snack

Snack Jokes

Emo kid

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Friend

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

Difference

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Gun

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Stripper

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.