Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
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Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
