Snack jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.