Snack

Snack Jokes

What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

fun fact: pringles are named pringles because somebody decided to name them pringles