How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
