little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
banana
do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
difference between a cunnilingust and a Ritz? One is a snack cracker. The other, a crack snacker.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
