What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Takis.
Blue Takis?
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.