Snack jokes
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.