You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all Fâs, you retarded!
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
I smell like skunk.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food đą and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon đ and five jungle eggs.
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
