A.B.C.E.F.G .YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY MAYBE U SHOULD NOT BE HATIEY
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird
i smell like skunk
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men then she ask me you wanna give a judgemental reaction about that? I said ok you smell rat pee on somebody's cock.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
skinny deformed creature in the distance
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
my sister said you smell but then she saw her panties having moles on it
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
