Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What time is it when you smell garbage? Time to run!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
