What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot? Being a genius has it’s limits
So my sis thinks she's so smart she said you can finish this move ten minutes later go to sleep
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
What is a kid 🧒 who loves school 🏫? A smart kid 🧒
What is a dog 🐕 that is awesome? A smart dog 🐶
What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
