Slogan jokes

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

Make America hate again.

I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.