Slogan jokes

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”