Slogan jokes

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'

Just do it.

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?

A: Because when you're there, you're family.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Why do midgets work at Tesco?

Because every little helps.