Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Keep calm and curry on!
